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• Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
  Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. -- German proverb
• God gives the nuts but he does not crack them. German Proverb
• Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history.
  From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
• A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
  -- Bob Dyla...
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....