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• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
  Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist] Play on....
• Lisa: Look, Dad. I'll tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl if you want me to, but it'll just validate my theory that you cared more about winning money than you did about me.
  Homer: Okay. -- "Lisa the Greek...
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
  Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right....
• Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
  Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel....
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....