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• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
  Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...