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  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Here we have, Duff, Duff Light, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry.
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....
• Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
  Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston!...