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  -- But his job description clearly specified an illiterate, "The Fro...
• Pfft. Now you tell me.
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle. Marge
  You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -- "I Married Marge...
• Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
  I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
• Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Homer: And tomorrow, I'm going to buy your ring back, then I'm going house-hunting.
  Marge: Doesn't your job start tomorrow? Homer: Eh, somebody'll cover for me....
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...