Lisa: [crying] That Is So Sad. Homer: Oh, Come On, Honey.

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Lisa: [crying] That is so sad.
Homer: Oh, come on, honey. You know how it turns out.
After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the
responsible head of a household.
Bart: [poking his head into the room]
Hey, Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?
Homer: Okay.
-- Edible complex, "I Married Marge"