Lisa: [crying] That is so sad.
Homer: Oh, come on, honey. You know how it turns out.
After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the
responsible head of a household.
Bart: [poking his head into the room]
Hey, Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?
Homer: Okay.
-- Edible complex, "I Married Marge"
Homer: Oh, come on, honey. You know how it turns out.
After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the
responsible head of a household.
Bart: [poking his head into the room]
Hey, Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?
Homer: Okay.
-- Edible complex, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a
bag]
That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually,
I didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]... - Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.
Homer: It's _cool_ in here,
boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy...
From the same category:
- McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat
there be.
Homer: I'll take it! [The raft sinks]... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs!
Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy.
Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful... [Surly pushes... - Alison: I chose "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe.
See, this is the bedroom where the old man... - Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in...
