Homer: Yeah, whaddya want.
Marge: My husband by my side.
Homer: You want fries with that?
-- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge"
Marge: My husband by my side.
Homer: You want fries with that?
-- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Look at me. I'm a trainee.
They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married... - Marge, I've got two-and-a-half words for you. Gulp.
'N'. Blow. -- Patty tells Marge where she can find... - Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey,
so there was no harm done. Homer: [groans] Marge... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine,
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant?
Marge: Well,
I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix... - Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and
this casino to join.
[points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ... and... - Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid,
because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge... - Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll...
Marge:
[turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't...
From the same category:
- Homer drives into a preserved deer statue]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best... - Bum: Got any spare change, man?
Abe: Yes! And you ain't gettin' it.
Everybody wants something for nothing. [Abe... - Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares,
and stick one there... and there... and any place you're... - Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's
"Excalibur".
The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that... - You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids.
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Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the...
