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• Look at me. I'm a trainee. They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
  -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• Marge, I've got two-and-a-half words for you. Gulp.
  'N'. Blow. -- Patty tells Marge where she can find Homer, "I Married Marge...
• Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
  Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
• Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join.
  .. [points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ......
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....