Related:

• It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the eighties.
  Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp....
• Homer: "The '80s were an idealistic time. The rise of Supertramp, the candidacy of John Anderson.
  John Anderson was a third-party candidate who ran for President in 1980....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• Marge, I've got two-and-a-half words for you. Gulp.
  'N'. Blow. -- Patty tells Marge where she can find Homer, "I Married Marge...
• This put me in mind of a story i have long enjoyed, but never known the source of.
  A young man went to Socrates and asked to be taught....
• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....