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• Homer: Yeah, whaddya want. Marge: My husband by my side.
  Homer: You want fries with that? -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• Look at me. I'm a trainee. They won't even tell me what's in the secret sauce.
  -- Homer works at the Gulp-N-Blow, "I Married Marge...
• Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
  Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
• Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
  So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
• Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle. Marge
  You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -- "I Married Marge...