The Inventor I Admire, By Bart Simpson. The Inventor I Admire Is Not A Rich Man Or A Famous Man Or Even A Smart Man.
The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson.
The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart
man. He's my father, Homer Simpson.
-- "Flaming Moe's"
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
.. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...