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• Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
  Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
  .. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
• Martin: So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr.
  A. J. P. Martin. Ms. K: [applauding] Oh, brilliant, Martin, brilliant!...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
  Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...