Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer.
Bart: Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch
and watch TV.
Homer: Okay. [catches himself] Urgh. No!
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
Bart: Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch
and watch TV.
Homer: Okay. [catches himself] Urgh. No!
-- "Saturdays of Thunder"
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Homer: No.
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Homer thanks the author of `Fatherhood', "Saturdays...
