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• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer. Ba
  Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch and watch TV....
• Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
  Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mea
  just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!...
• Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
  No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work? Homer: Well, then I have a backup plan.
  See? While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going -- [twiddles his thumbs, hums a goofy tune] Ba...