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• Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons! -- Homer Simpson Saturdays of Thunde
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
• Mr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately.
  -- Dave from the National Fatherhood Institute, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer. Ba
  Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch and watch TV....
• Dave: Mr. Simpson, if you want to be a good father, you have to spend time with your son.
  Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .....
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
  No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby