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• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
  [notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, what did I just tell you?...
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
  Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will....
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...