Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of
honor.
Homer: [taking notes] Badge of honor.
Apu: Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder.
-- Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony"
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of
honor.
Homer: [taking notes] Badge of honor.
Apu: Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder.
-- Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
- Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's... - Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
They are strictly ornamental. There is only... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]... - Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?"
Homer:
"Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone." ... - Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation,
I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu:... - Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the...
