[Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was
over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was
identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s,
yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For Channel
Six News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
[she walks into young Homer's room and looks at him sleeping]
Grandma: Homer...[kisses him, weeps] I'm sorry.
[walks out]
Homer: [in the present] I thought I dreamed that kiss.
Marge: I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. You had to leave to protect
your family!
Lisa: {How did you survive?}
Grandma: {Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Jerry
Reuben gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes, I
proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at
Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.}
-- Lucrative underground business dealings,
"Mother Simpson"
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was
over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was
identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s,
yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For Channel
Six News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
[she walks into young Homer's room and looks at him sleeping]
Grandma: Homer...[kisses him, weeps] I'm sorry.
[walks out]
Homer: [in the present] I thought I dreamed that kiss.
Marge: I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. You had to leave to protect
your family!
Lisa: {How did you survive?}
Grandma: {Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Jerry
Reuben gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes, I
proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at
Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.}
-- Lucrative underground business dealings,
"Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - he doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe... - Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for your goodbye.... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. [everyone, including Abe, laughs] Abe... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person.
Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!... - Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?... - Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of
irresponsibility take you?
Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at the state college....
