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• Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
  Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
• Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
  Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have....
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!...
• Lady: Mr. Simpson, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?
  Homer: [shoving the pony into the back seat] Of course! -- Buying "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the only thing that matters to me.
  Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument....
• Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
  Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...