Well, you're in for a whale of a show tonight. Uh, I'd like to point
out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out of the
show after your own child as performed. Oh, and let me caution the
people in the first five rows: You <will> get wet.
-- Principal Skinner opens the school talent contest,
"Lisa's Pony"
out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out of the
show after your own child as performed. Oh, and let me caution the
people in the first five rows: You <will> get wet.
-- Principal Skinner opens the school talent contest,
"Lisa's Pony"
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