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• Homer: What is it? What are you doing? Lisa: Looking at you with quiet awe.
  Homer: Well, as long as it's quiet. -- "Homer Defined...
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Eenie meenie miney moe. Is Homer a hero? The answer is, `No'.
  I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'. -- A brief editorial, "Homer Defined...
• Homer: What's the matter, Moe? Moe: Oh, business is slow.
  People today are healthier and drinking less....
• Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
  You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
• Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
  Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're not your normal effervescent self.
  Homer: I got my problems, Moe. Give me another one....
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...