Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this
reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really
fascinating news, folks. Good night!
[Music starts playing and credits roll]
Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow
night, or you can turn to another channel.
[Looks off to the side]
Oh. Do not turn to another channel.
-- Kent Brockman, intrepid reporter,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really
fascinating news, folks. Good night!
[Music starts playing and credits roll]
Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow
night, or you can turn to another channel.
[Looks off to the side]
Oh. Do not turn to another channel.
-- Kent Brockman, intrepid reporter,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Daughter: Dad?
Kent: Uh huh?
Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho... - Executive: Our one effort to put a stop to this Lisa Lionheart thing has
failed miserably.
Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy... - Lisa: This is great. They're really going to sell our doll!
Stacy: Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told them... - She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite,
the tenacity of Nina Totenberg, and the common sense... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
