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• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
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  [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
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  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
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• Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
  Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...