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• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bart: [into walkie talkie] Milhouse...Milhouse! _Now_ what do I do?
  [pounding on outside door gets louder] I got it....
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Rabbi K: [answers phone] What? Saul Bellow? The Nobel-prize-winning Jewish novelist?
  He wants to have lunch with me? Ha ha! It's a date!...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....