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• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
  Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
• Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?} Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other day really got through to me.
  } Marge: {[happy] Mmm!} Bart: {And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• They're filming Rocky V now. This one's being billed as `Rocky's Greatest Challenge', so I guess there's an IQ test involved.
  -- Jay Leno...
• Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know what?
  They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this one, Bart....