Rabbi K: [answers phone] What? Saul Bellow? The Nobel-prize-winning
Jewish novelist? He wants to have lunch with me?
Ha ha! It's a date! Izzy's Deli, one o'clock, I'll be there!
Krusty: [on the phone] The French government wants to give <me>
the Legion of Honor? Where do I receive this prestigious
award? [writes] Izzy's Deli. One o'clock. [puts pencil
down] Thank you, Monsieur President!
Bart: [holding his nose] Au revoir!
-- Heeding the call, or,
Many are called... "Like Father, Like Clown"
Jewish novelist? He wants to have lunch with me?
Ha ha! It's a date! Izzy's Deli, one o'clock, I'll be there!
Krusty: [on the phone] The French government wants to give <me>
the Legion of Honor? Where do I receive this prestigious
award? [writes] Izzy's Deli. One o'clock. [puts pencil
down] Thank you, Monsieur President!
Bart: [holding his nose] Au revoir!
-- Heeding the call, or,
Many are called... "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
- Waitress: And for you, sir?
Rabbi K: Ah, let's see.
I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop, ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's... - Marge: Who wants to say Grace?
Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse]... - song finishes]
Bart: [groans]
Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It." Now let's make
another one of our lucky phone calls -
Bill: OK, just answer the phone with the special phrase... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch?
[SLH looks up,
tired, then puts his head back down] Aw. Me... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another...
