Bart: [inscribing A Card] "To Me Bestest Bud, Milhouse.

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Bart: [inscribing a card]
"To me bestest bud, Milhouse. Happy Birthday. Bart."
Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet. May I see the card? [reads] "Hey there,
ten-year-old! I couldn't afford to get you a new drum..."
[opens the card, revealing a picture of a well-endowed woman]
[reading with lost enthusiasm] "So how about a nice pair of
bongos"? Ewww...
-- Amen, sister, "Homer Defined"