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• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....
• Now make like my pants -- and split!
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
  -- Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
  Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills....
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving! -- Homer, "The Canine Mutiny