Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter.
Tony: Homer, you're a helluva father.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter.
Tony: Homer, you're a helluva father.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
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