Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed...
D.A.: But aren't you the head of this gang?
Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the
complimentary newspaper.
D.A.: Then who is the kingpin, the [jargon I can't make out]
Tony: That's the guy! [fingers Bart]
All: [gasp]
Bart: Hey!
Tony: Forgive me, Don Bartholomew.
-- Is... "Bart the Murderer"
D.A.: But aren't you the head of this gang?
Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the
complimentary newspaper.
D.A.: Then who is the kingpin, the [jargon I can't make out]
Tony: That's the guy! [fingers Bart]
All: [gasp]
Bart: Hey!
Tony: Forgive me, Don Bartholomew.
-- Is... "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings.
Bart:
Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the... - Bart: Did you kill my principal?
Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?
"Bart the... - Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in
racketeering and extortion.
Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was... - It's funny because it's true.
-- Fat Tony,
"Bart the... - Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um,
is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ... - Homer: [playing poker]
Heh heh! Read 'em and weep,
boys. Another pair of sixes! Tony: [folding with... - Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony: Eat... - Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir.
Skinner:
Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men... - Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,...
