Bart: Did you kill my principal?
Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um,
is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ... - It's funny because it's true.
-- Fat Tony,
"Bart the... - Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir.
Skinner:
Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men... - Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed...
D.A.
But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I... - Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings.
Bart:
Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the... - You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the... - Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony: Eat... - Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,... - Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart:
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinner...
From the same category:
- Mrs. B: This year's topic is
`Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered
to 55 miles per hour.'
Homer:
55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few... - Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh,
sure thing. Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... - Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of
those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their... - Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize... - Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now,
we'd be caught. How many of you are familiar with the...
