Related:

• Buddy -- Ran away from home. Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad
  ow in a coma. Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind....
• He unholied the holy water!
  -- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
  -- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• You son of a bitch. Good show!
  -- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Get an F...
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....