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• I think this is something Bart would really have enjoyed.
  But it's the only way he'll learn... -- Lisa, "Bart the Murdere...
• Marge: I'm not sure about the people Bart's working for.
  I think they're criminals. Homer: A job's a job....
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
  Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?...
• Rangemaster: Well, since you attended public school I'm going to assume that you're already proficient with small arm
  o we'll start you off with something a little more advanced....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....