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• Lisa: [somewhat shocked] Bart, is your boss a crook?
  Bart: I don't think so. Although it would explain an awful lot. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years.
  Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
  .. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...
• Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell him you're sorry for causing his death.
  Would it help if I told you you're not responsible for Krusty's death....
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....