Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,

Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.]
Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop.
Smithers: Ice-cream scoop?!
Burns: Dammit, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain
surgery!
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"

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