Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids ...
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die.
-- Mad Doctor Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die.
-- Mad Doctor Burns,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed
with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now! [laughs diabolically] -- Mad... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with...
From the same category:
- Hey Mom, these paintings are good.
While I know first-hand how fragile young talent is,
I'd love to hear the particulars of how <your> gift... - Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to
make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids... - Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked
down on you for accepting food stamps.
Homer, "Flaming... - Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
-- Homer pleads for his dignity after getting stuck on a
fountain floor,
"My Sister, My... - Okay, Fudd me.
-- Homer orders a beer,
"(Lurleen on...
