Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't. Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?
-- Me and my shadow,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Burns: No, I didn't. Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?
-- Me and my shadow,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,... - Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o'
nine tails!
[unveils his Frankenstein monster] -- `If I Only... - It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now! [laughs diabolically] -- Mad... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns...
