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• I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
  Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
• Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
  .. a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die....
• And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that!
  [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
  Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....