Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o'
nine tails! [unveils his Frankenstein monster]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
nine tails! [unveils his Frankenstein monster]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Cat-o'-nine-tails:
Noodle machine accident... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed
with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now! [laughs diabolically] -- Mad... - Johnny Carson: [as Karnak] Geraldo Rivera, Madonna,
and a diseased yak. Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho. ... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,...
