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• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• Cat-o'-nine-tails: Noodle machine accident.
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
  Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
  Well, who's mad now!...
• Johnny Carson: [as Karnak] Geraldo Rivera, Madonna, and a diseased yak.
  Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho....
• And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that!
  [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
  .. a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die....