Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name." Oh, no, that
should probably be "If I choose to get married."
Techie: Uh, look, little girl, we got other talking dollies to record
today.
Krusty: [barging in with cue cards] All right, you poindexters, let's
get this right!
One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here
comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
Three: [does a Krusty laugh]
Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional,
kid.
[walks out, squeals his tires away]
Techie: OK, Krusty, we are ready to roll any -- what the...?
-- Don't blink, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name." Oh, no, that
should probably be "If I choose to get married."
Techie: Uh, look, little girl, we got other talking dollies to record
today.
Krusty: [barging in with cue cards] All right, you poindexters, let's
get this right!
One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here
comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
Three: [does a Krusty laugh]
Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional,
kid.
[walks out, squeals his tires away]
Techie: OK, Krusty, we are ready to roll any -- what the...?
-- Don't blink, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
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story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show,
featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked... - Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get
out,
right? Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa: I want to look... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from
my sister!
[a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh,... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time... - Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so... - Krusty: Number 73, you're next. Make with the laugh-laugh.
Cecil: [clears throat] [meekly] Hey, children. Meet...
