Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace.
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!
-- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
[the second finger on the paw closes]
Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!
-- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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