Pilot: And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle.
Now, would you like to see where we hang our coats?
Bart: No thank you. I'd rather push this button.
[leans over and pushes a button]
Pilot: No!
[in the main cabin, oxygen masks descend from the overhead
compartments]
Homer: Aagh! We're all going to die! [screams from the passengers]
-- Are you breathing naturally? "Mr. Lisa Goes to
Washington"
Now, would you like to see where we hang our coats?
Bart: No thank you. I'd rather push this button.
[leans over and pushes a button]
Pilot: No!
[in the main cabin, oxygen masks descend from the overhead
compartments]
Homer: Aagh! We're all going to die! [screams from the passengers]
-- Are you breathing naturally? "Mr. Lisa Goes to
Washington"
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