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  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
  Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded....
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
  Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important....
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...