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• Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
  Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
  Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...