Bart: Unckie Herb, What Advice Would You Give To A Young Boy Who Would Most Likely Become A Bum Like Yourself?
Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
Homer: Nah. -- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...