Bart: Unckie Herb, What Advice Would You Give To A Young Boy Who Would Most Likely Become A Bum Like Yourself?

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Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"