Herb: How Would You Like To Spend $2,000 To Give A Broken Man A Second Chance?
Herb: How would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a
-- Brotherly love, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese....
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?