Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw!
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
-- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
-- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey,
if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear... - Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in... - Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table... - I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game,
spell out things, or ring in the New Year! -- Bart... - If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Homer: All right, who did this?
Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard
a creaking noise.
Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse... - Homer: [crossing fingers] Please, please, please, please,
please! Lisa: Dad, you know you won! Homer: Don't... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Herb: [rolls a 3] Ventnor Avenue.
Lisa: And while on Ventnor Avenue,
you'll be staying at the fabulous Hotel Lisa...
