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• Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
  -- Homer in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso...
• Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
  .. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Spy: So, Sparrow, we meet again. Adil: Yes. Sometimes I think that I am getting too old for this game.
  -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...