You Might Find His Accent Peculiar. Certain Aspects Of His Culture May Seem Absurd, Perhaps Even Offensive.

Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
-- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
.. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little Dickens.
I bet he could a nukeeler power plant if he wanted to!...
Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: I'll just clean the dishes... Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. &l...
He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
-- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...