Related:

• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
  Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse....
• Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
  Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab] Teache...
• Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
  [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...