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• Homer: Everybody ready? Bart: I hate this. I don't want to go.
  Homer: That's the spirit! -- Going camping, "Call of the Simpso...
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Ready or not, springhead, here I come!
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
  -- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....