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• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
  Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for years....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
  What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...