How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail
once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do.
-- Homer, "Call of the Simpsons"
once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do.
-- Homer, "Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential
Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - You mean I can send mail to
myself... - I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
"Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway... - Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning... - Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
More than any honest many could afford! Homer: I bet... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports...
